1 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:24,651 YOUNG GODS 2 00:01:54,741 --> 00:01:54,991 KULOSAARI HIGH SCHOOL 3 00:02:34,948 --> 00:02:40,286 Hey, where are you going? - To the movies. 4 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:43,873 To see what? - I dunno. 5 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:47,001 Fine by me. 6 00:02:48,253 --> 00:02:50,713 Can I come? - Sure. 7 00:02:50,839 --> 00:02:55,677 I've thought for so long what it's gonna be like when we're together. 8 00:03:07,397 --> 00:03:09,482 Markus is in. - You're nuts. 9 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:14,279 Sami is in, everybody's in. You can't puss out. 10 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,615 You're so nuts. 11 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,174 He's coming now. 12 00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:40,013 Everything off! 13 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:49,814 A lot of people... - Let's go! 14 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:58,406 Happy birthday, Taavi! 15 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:25,016 I'll handle this. 16 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:32,982 You'll get fined for violating a city ordinance. 17 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:37,403 One by one. You first. 18 00:04:39,531 --> 00:04:41,783 What's your name? 19 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:45,119 Paakkonen, Helena Paakkonen. 20 00:04:45,245 --> 00:04:49,624 Paakkonen, Helena Paakkonen, I don't think that's fair. 21 00:04:51,084 --> 00:04:53,253 You've been disorderly. 22 00:04:53,378 --> 00:04:57,131 Nudity is a private thing based on moral standards. 23 00:04:57,257 --> 00:05:03,388 What standards? Doesn't the existence of morals preclude choice? 24 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:11,855 Didn't you have a choice of not taking your clothes off? - No. 25 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:15,692 Explain that. - Because... 26 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:20,196 ...otherwise we die of boredom and suffocation. 27 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:25,785 Understand, madam police officer? - Miss police officer. 28 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:30,290 We love Taavi so much. - Which one is he? 29 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:36,838 Wouldn't you want a similar birthday present from your friends? 30 00:05:40,884 --> 00:05:43,178 Get out of here. 31 00:05:44,679 --> 00:05:48,808 Keep your clothes on, at least in public. 32 00:05:49,851 --> 00:05:52,228 That's a good book. 33 00:05:54,606 --> 00:05:58,526 I'm only half-way through. - It's hard to find. 34 00:05:59,736 --> 00:06:01,404 Ye. 35 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:08,870 How did it go? - We almost got fined... 36 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:11,998 Here's your present. 37 00:06:12,582 --> 00:06:17,003 I'd like to film you with those on. - No, Taavi will lose his soul. 38 00:06:17,128 --> 00:06:22,258 Happy birthday, honey. - Do you want us to come? 39 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:30,725 It's a fine house, a fine property. 40 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:36,523 I sat with your parents in the garden many times, Taavi. 41 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:40,860 The sun set, we had a few drinks. 42 00:06:41,778 --> 00:06:44,822 Please, don't film here. 43 00:06:46,616 --> 00:06:51,663 Well, the house will be in your name now - 44 00:06:51,788 --> 00:06:54,666 unless you want to sell it. 45 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:58,419 Nothing's been touched for years - 46 00:06:58,545 --> 00:07:02,006 so it might be a little spooky. 47 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:08,263 Property is freedom - 48 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:13,852 but it can also be a burden. - Yeah. 49 00:07:14,102 --> 00:07:16,271 Here are all the keys. 50 00:07:16,396 --> 00:07:20,483 If you could sign this. 51 00:07:26,072 --> 00:07:31,160 This was returned after the police investigation. 52 00:07:31,286 --> 00:07:34,581 I can destroy it. - Give it to me. 53 00:07:34,831 --> 00:07:37,876 Ad memories. - That's OK. 54 00:07:55,268 --> 00:08:00,315 We were young once, your father and I. 55 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:04,903 And your mother. 56 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:09,157 She was an unusual person. 57 00:08:09,282 --> 00:08:11,451 Now you're all dead. 58 00:08:11,743 --> 00:08:13,786 Except me. 59 00:08:33,431 --> 00:08:37,936 You nervous? Of course you are. You haven't been there for eight years. 60 00:08:38,061 --> 00:08:40,730 Ten. - So it's natural to be nervous. 61 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:43,525 Jere, don't. - Let me be nervous. 62 00:08:43,650 --> 00:08:48,738 It is kinda small but you can store your butterflies there. 63 00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:16,641 Villa Taavi. 64 00:09:23,565 --> 00:09:25,775 Cognac, please. 65 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:29,756 Do you believe in fate? - No. 66 00:10:32,342 --> 00:10:34,844 Jere is my fate. 67 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:44,229 We're going now. - OK. 68 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:46,856 Will you be OK? - Sure. 69 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:24,727 Reetta will apply to law school, too. - That's wonderful. 70 00:11:24,853 --> 00:11:27,605 We're on the same prep course. 71 00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:31,401 Perhaps Jere will go too now that he has a reason. 72 00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:34,445 Dad'll buy a car for the one that does best. 73 00:11:34,571 --> 00:11:36,823 We all know who that is. - Yes. 74 00:11:36,948 --> 00:11:40,368 Nothing fancy. - Last year's model is OK. 75 00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:42,537 No, it's not. 76 00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:48,001 Nice picture, thanks. 77 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,482 Have a bun. 78 00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:40,446 Hey, Taavi. Wave for me. Do you want to try? 79 00:13:46,744 --> 00:13:48,538 Cheers. 80 00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:52,250 Cheers, slurps and burps. 81 00:14:57,065 --> 00:14:58,775 I did fifty. 82 00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:12,038 Has the booze been delivered? - Yes. 83 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:15,375 Are the bitches coming? - Yes. 84 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:20,004 Have you washed your balls? - No! 85 00:15:51,119 --> 00:15:53,746 Congratulations. - Thank you. 86 00:15:54,873 --> 00:15:57,542 You're worse than Markus. 87 00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:36,289 Don't laugh, it is made of lamb. 88 00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:40,210 Guys, what gives the best kicks? - Why just guys? 89 00:16:40,335 --> 00:16:42,462 Girls, too. 90 00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:47,884 I dunno. Meeting people who have something special. 91 00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:52,847 Like who? - Paakkonen, Helena Paakkonen. 92 00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:58,478 What makes her special, besides age? - Her uniform. 93 00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:02,190 She's perfect. - Say it to her and you'll get some. 94 00:17:02,315 --> 00:17:05,568 Saying she's perfect will get you some? 95 00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:08,821 You're perfect. 96 00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:13,493 You can't be serious. 97 00:17:13,785 --> 00:17:17,497 Address for Paakkonen, Helena Paakkonen? 98 00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:21,668 What's important for you, Taavi? 99 00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:27,799 Helena Paakkonen lives in Mariehamn. 100 00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:32,387 How could I get there? - How about a chopper? 101 00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:44,816 She can't live in Mariehamn because she works in Helsinki! 102 00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:54,701 Is 500 enough? 103 00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:08,006 Kinda cold. 104 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,467 Yeah. 105 00:18:13,094 --> 00:18:17,849 Where can I sleep? - Anywhere you like. 106 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:25,231 Where are you sleeping? - Somewhere. 107 00:18:27,984 --> 00:18:32,322 I guess I'll go home. - Sure. Ye. 108 00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:37,243 Ye. 109 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,712 Go after her. 110 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:57,513 You do nothing but film. You're a little disturbed. 111 00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:02,518 I guess so. - Well, stop it. 112 00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:06,564 You know what? 113 00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:11,277 I don't remember anything of this house. 114 00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:19,744 I lived here for eight years but I don't remember anything. 115 00:19:20,495 --> 00:19:23,998 My first memories are from aunt Pentti's house. 116 00:19:28,086 --> 00:19:33,591 Ut when I look through a camera, I remember something. 117 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:37,554 What? - Fragments. 118 00:19:38,721 --> 00:19:41,849 Some emotions. 119 00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:51,901 I'm so fucked up. Or am I? - Yes, you are. 120 00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:57,699 Yes, I am. 121 00:19:58,658 --> 00:20:00,285 Thanks. 122 00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:20,179 We'll be married. 123 00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:45,830 I don't want anyone seeing us. 124 00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:37,275 Taavi's show. Morning. Here's a little breakfast. 125 00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:42,614 Sami, Home Shopping Channel again? - I want a six-pack for summer. 126 00:23:04,010 --> 00:23:06,262 Oh boy! 127 00:23:08,848 --> 00:23:12,185 Taavi, you're a fucking pervert! 128 00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:16,481 I put the sauna on. - You're getting it on, man. 129 00:23:17,023 --> 00:23:19,234 Stop it. 130 00:23:20,235 --> 00:23:21,986 In it goes! 131 00:23:22,111 --> 00:23:24,614 Leave it on! 132 00:23:24,948 --> 00:23:27,784 Good hangover material! 133 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:33,373 You're like a jackhammer. - Men should spread their seed. 134 00:23:33,498 --> 00:23:36,292 You used a rubber. - Nature didn't know. 135 00:23:36,417 --> 00:23:39,337 Quite a professional action. 136 00:23:39,462 --> 00:23:43,424 Virile young Finns do their best. - C'mon, I was drunk... 137 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:47,679 Don't you have any sensitivity? Someone was sleeping next to you. 138 00:23:47,804 --> 00:23:51,391 If you're so good at it, we'll film you fucking. 139 00:23:51,516 --> 00:23:54,519 Anytime. - Fuck yeah! 140 00:24:02,277 --> 00:24:05,405 Could anyone spare a cig? 141 00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:07,574 Yeah. 142 00:24:34,893 --> 00:24:38,646 Take your clothes off. - Now?. 143 00:25:31,824 --> 00:25:35,912 Who's it from? - The guys. 144 00:25:50,009 --> 00:25:52,512 Let's do it on the table. 145 00:25:57,350 --> 00:26:00,937 On the table? - Yes. 146 00:26:05,275 --> 00:26:09,862 No, on the bed. - No, on the table. 147 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:17,870 I want it on the bed. - On the table, please. 148 00:26:31,968 --> 00:26:34,429 Ok, on the bed then. 149 00:26:41,936 --> 00:26:45,148 I'm not in the mood anymore. 150 00:26:53,698 --> 00:26:56,534 Here comes the hero. - What a wuss! 151 00:26:56,659 --> 00:26:59,829 Lousy angle! - Your first time together? 152 00:26:59,954 --> 00:27:02,248 I wanted to but you were filming. 153 00:27:02,373 --> 00:27:06,920 Maybe Sami can blow you? - I just blew your dad, my jaws ache! 154 00:27:07,045 --> 00:27:11,925 Isn't Reetta the one for you? - What do you mean? 155 00:27:12,050 --> 00:27:16,596 You would've allowed us to watch? - One for all and all for one, eh? 156 00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:05,061 Individuals have a right to privacy. 157 00:28:05,186 --> 00:28:09,357 It includes suicide, drinking, mental and physical injuries - 158 00:28:09,482 --> 00:28:11,568 sex life and religion. 159 00:28:11,693 --> 00:28:15,321 They would rule in favour of the plaintiff - 160 00:28:15,446 --> 00:28:19,492 and the defendant would be convicted of privacy infraction. 161 00:28:19,617 --> 00:28:23,496 If you answer like that, you'll get in. 162 00:28:24,581 --> 00:28:26,207 Ye. 163 00:28:27,834 --> 00:28:30,587 Have you just graduated? 164 00:28:30,712 --> 00:28:33,214 Yeah. Why are you here? 165 00:28:33,339 --> 00:28:39,679 I felt like checking this out as long as I can learn something. 166 00:28:39,804 --> 00:28:43,516 You're at the best age for learning. - Thanks. 167 00:28:43,641 --> 00:28:47,312 Can anyone help me fetch the table? 168 00:28:47,437 --> 00:28:51,858 Don't look at me. - I'll come. 169 00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:56,446 It's in Itakeskus. - No problemo. 170 00:28:59,115 --> 00:29:01,242 Ye! 171 00:29:06,915 --> 00:29:12,086 If Jenni weren't my sister, I'd say Sami might get some soon. 172 00:29:12,837 --> 00:29:14,923 Doesn't look good. 173 00:29:15,548 --> 00:29:19,093 From now on we'll film everything. 174 00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:24,432 It's so fucking cool. Let's film all our fucks. 175 00:29:24,557 --> 00:29:27,685 I wanna see penetration. 176 00:29:28,144 --> 00:29:30,688 What? Markus? 177 00:29:30,939 --> 00:29:34,901 If everybody does it, I'll do it. - Fuck yeah! 178 00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:37,695 That's the first rule. 179 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:40,907 No, the first rule is that we film all our fucks. 180 00:29:41,032 --> 00:29:45,161 Second rule: Everybody brings their own tapes. - That's sick. 181 00:29:45,286 --> 00:29:47,872 You're not in? 182 00:29:55,171 --> 00:29:57,882 No! Of course I'm in. 183 00:30:03,555 --> 00:30:06,015 He didn't get any. 184 00:30:06,391 --> 00:30:08,017 Sami? 185 00:30:09,227 --> 00:30:11,604 Are you in? - In what? 186 00:30:11,729 --> 00:30:14,941 Are you in? - Of course I am! 187 00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:19,988 Ut not until we've trained you a bit. Come here. 188 00:30:21,698 --> 00:30:23,533 Assholes. 189 00:30:25,702 --> 00:30:28,371 I can't. - Why not? 190 00:30:28,496 --> 00:30:30,415 It's embarrassing! 191 00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:36,212 Sami, you're a cool guy, you're brave, a hero. 192 00:30:36,337 --> 00:30:41,968 You taught me to dive from ten metres and to ride a bike with no hands. 193 00:30:42,093 --> 00:30:47,140 I taught you to drink and steal. I'll teach you to do a girl. 194 00:30:47,265 --> 00:30:51,394 If I were a girl, I'd want you! - Stop it! 195 00:30:59,903 --> 00:31:05,700 Take it easy! - I can see what girls think when they see that. 196 00:31:05,825 --> 00:31:08,202 Kiss each other for real. 197 00:31:20,256 --> 00:31:23,051 You're so handsome. 198 00:31:32,602 --> 00:31:34,479 That's beautiful. 199 00:31:37,148 --> 00:31:39,943 I can't learn this from guys. 200 00:31:42,570 --> 00:31:44,989 What if I call Reetta? 201 00:31:45,156 --> 00:31:48,868 Alright, who's first? - Taavi. - Jere. 202 00:31:52,664 --> 00:31:55,375 Look into my eyes. 203 00:31:58,169 --> 00:32:03,633 There's a difference between fondling, squeezing and touching. 204 00:32:03,967 --> 00:32:07,512 Touching feels good. - Show us. 205 00:32:08,638 --> 00:32:14,060 This is fondling, almost like tickling. No good. 206 00:32:15,103 --> 00:32:20,608 If I do it like this, squeeze, that's not good. 207 00:32:25,572 --> 00:32:28,408 This is touching. 208 00:32:28,825 --> 00:32:33,788 If I calmly keep my hands here long enough - 209 00:32:33,913 --> 00:32:35,999 it feels good. 210 00:32:51,931 --> 00:32:55,685 Could you stop the fucking filming? 211 00:32:59,105 --> 00:33:03,568 A good touch can drive a woman wild. 212 00:33:10,783 --> 00:33:13,995 Come to my place? - Sure. 213 00:33:21,294 --> 00:33:23,880 Etter not. 214 00:33:24,464 --> 00:33:28,176 I have to study tonight. - No... 215 00:33:36,935 --> 00:33:39,229 ye. 216 00:33:41,147 --> 00:33:46,277 We'll never get laid if someone finds out. This has to be a secret. 217 00:33:46,402 --> 00:33:49,822 Nobody says anything or the tapes will be made public. 218 00:33:49,989 --> 00:33:53,368 Third rule. - Let's drink to that. 219 00:34:25,441 --> 00:34:27,986 I'll go to the bathroom. 220 00:34:33,283 --> 00:34:36,411 Hi, I'm Markus - 221 00:34:37,495 --> 00:34:39,539 and this is sex. 222 00:34:39,664 --> 00:34:41,916 You're the man! 223 00:34:43,793 --> 00:34:47,839 Narrated home movies. Nice ass! 224 00:34:48,381 --> 00:34:50,633 Good angle. - How old is she? 225 00:34:50,758 --> 00:34:53,469 An OK profile of the tits. 226 00:34:53,595 --> 00:34:57,599 Don't fast forward it! Your ass is in the way! 227 00:34:57,724 --> 00:35:01,352 A little foreplay... What are you doing? 228 00:35:03,396 --> 00:35:07,108 Is it her mother? - Not exactly. 229 00:35:11,988 --> 00:35:14,699 What the hell? 230 00:35:18,036 --> 00:35:21,706 Tasty. - Very tasty... 231 00:35:27,879 --> 00:35:31,299 A blonde and a brunette on the same bed. 232 00:35:31,466 --> 00:35:33,885 Let it roll. - I didn't do anything. 233 00:35:34,969 --> 00:35:40,808 Well, the tape ran out. - Ran out, you fucking moron? 234 00:35:40,934 --> 00:35:46,439 Itch! The foreplay was too long! - What happened then? 235 00:35:46,564 --> 00:35:49,317 What do you think? - Everything? 236 00:35:49,442 --> 00:35:53,071 With both of them and all the way? 237 00:35:53,404 --> 00:35:56,574 Was it cool? - Sure. 238 00:35:56,699 --> 00:36:02,121 Well, they were such gigglers, it felt a little odd in the morning. 239 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:04,499 So what? 240 00:36:07,377 --> 00:36:10,546 Does anyone else have a tape? 241 00:36:11,881 --> 00:36:16,970 Do you? - I'll film, I won't perform. 242 00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:23,393 Since no one else has a tape - 243 00:36:23,518 --> 00:36:29,148 the prize statue goes to Markus for the best and only tape. 244 00:36:29,315 --> 00:36:34,320 Congrats! - You deserved it. Good action. 245 00:36:40,118 --> 00:36:43,580 Hey. - Here's the book. 246 00:36:45,707 --> 00:36:48,626 Thanks. - You're welcome. 247 00:36:48,751 --> 00:36:52,505 Hey... Could you sign it? 248 00:37:11,733 --> 00:37:13,818 There you go. - Thanks. 249 00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:14,796 Maybe someone took them or you remember wrong. 250 00:38:14,921 --> 00:38:18,633 Who cares about a few tapes? - Two tapes are missing. 251 00:38:18,758 --> 00:38:22,887 Maybe the police needed them. - They would've returned them - 252 00:38:23,012 --> 00:38:26,516 to the owner or his representative. 253 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:29,811 Well... 254 00:38:30,895 --> 00:38:33,106 Taavi. 255 00:38:36,609 --> 00:38:42,740 Sometimes not remembering can be a good thing. 256 00:38:43,283 --> 00:38:46,995 You don't need to know everything. 257 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:07,557 Thanks. - Look to the future, not the past. 258 00:39:10,393 --> 00:39:16,149 When are you going to watch those? - I dunno, maybe never. 259 00:39:21,905 --> 00:39:26,659 May I ask you something? - Anything. 260 00:39:29,245 --> 00:39:33,249 Can Jere and I sleep over at your house - 261 00:39:33,791 --> 00:39:38,713 since our walls at home are so thin? 262 00:39:41,007 --> 00:39:46,220 How about this? We'll eat and drink like classy people - 263 00:39:46,346 --> 00:39:49,098 and then I'll go to a hotel. 264 00:39:49,432 --> 00:39:51,809 You're the best. 265 00:39:53,978 --> 00:39:55,980 Yeah. 266 00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:03,738 Great to see you! - Sit down. 267 00:40:07,116 --> 00:40:08,993 Hello? 268 00:40:09,118 --> 00:40:13,248 I want to film you two making love this weekend. 269 00:40:16,709 --> 00:40:19,963 Reetta is studying. - No, she's not. 270 00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:23,883 E good to her and gentle. 271 00:40:24,509 --> 00:40:27,637 It worries me when you say that. 272 00:40:28,304 --> 00:40:30,390 How about it? 273 00:40:50,159 --> 00:40:52,954 Taavi, sit down and relax. 274 00:42:10,657 --> 00:42:13,493 You smell nice. 275 00:42:14,953 --> 00:42:17,247 Do you love me? 276 00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:22,335 I dunno. 277 00:42:24,128 --> 00:42:27,715 Sometimes I feel I don't love anyone - 278 00:42:28,049 --> 00:42:31,219 that I lack that feeling altogether. 279 00:42:32,178 --> 00:42:35,098 It frightens me. 280 00:42:35,265 --> 00:42:37,558 You're my hero. 281 00:43:19,851 --> 00:43:23,479 Sorry. - It's OK. 282 00:43:32,030 --> 00:43:35,950 It was sweet of Taavi to arrange this. 283 00:43:57,931 --> 00:44:01,809 Fucking Pope and a movie star... - What? 284 00:44:03,311 --> 00:44:06,439 You think you're a fucking movie star? 285 00:44:06,564 --> 00:44:09,651 You think Taavi is the Pope. 286 00:44:10,193 --> 00:44:15,156 You're right about being a movie star. Come out. 287 00:44:33,216 --> 00:44:37,762 Were you planning group sex? - No. 288 00:44:41,432 --> 00:44:43,810 Why me? 289 00:44:44,686 --> 00:44:49,399 You're not the only one. Mira is on tape, too. 290 00:44:49,983 --> 00:44:52,860 With Markus, though. 291 00:45:12,255 --> 00:45:16,926 I did you a favour. Get some help. 292 00:45:24,642 --> 00:45:27,895 You're not like that for real. 293 00:45:35,987 --> 00:45:39,699 When I first came over, you cried. 294 00:45:41,868 --> 00:45:45,872 Dead I am the sky watching angels cry 295 00:45:51,085 --> 00:45:53,588 You cried. 296 00:47:28,057 --> 00:47:29,684 Dad? 297 00:48:23,738 --> 00:48:26,699 Ye. - Ye. 298 00:48:27,033 --> 00:48:30,203 I guess we're not going your way? 299 00:48:30,328 --> 00:48:32,080 No, I'll walk. 300 00:48:32,288 --> 00:48:36,918 Unless you wanna make me some tea? 301 00:48:40,255 --> 00:48:44,050 How should I put this nicely... 302 00:48:45,635 --> 00:48:48,263 I only have coffee. 303 00:49:14,581 --> 00:49:16,291 Taavi! 304 00:49:27,844 --> 00:49:30,680 Are you OK? 305 00:49:34,934 --> 00:49:37,812 Have you taken something? 306 00:49:41,441 --> 00:49:44,777 Has something happened? - No. 307 00:49:46,154 --> 00:49:49,365 You don't even have a license. 308 00:49:56,998 --> 00:50:00,335 You drive a car, not a license. 309 00:50:08,217 --> 00:50:12,055 Don't drive without one. 310 00:50:13,014 --> 00:50:15,516 OK? - OK. 311 00:50:19,145 --> 00:50:23,274 Do you have a tape? - No. 312 00:50:23,650 --> 00:50:25,860 Rock. 313 00:50:56,349 --> 00:51:02,021 He who gets a piercing on his cock can do the next solo act. 314 00:51:02,981 --> 00:51:08,653 Use ice to get his nipples erect. Hi, Jere! 315 00:51:09,445 --> 00:51:13,324 Have some coffee, I'll be with you in a sec. 316 00:51:13,449 --> 00:51:16,160 The whole band is pure flesh. 317 00:51:16,286 --> 00:51:21,624 Put your hand there. Climb on top of him so you face each other. 318 00:51:21,791 --> 00:51:26,170 Remove your hand and grimace. Where's the ice? 319 00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:32,218 Look at me. A big blob of flesh with many limbs. 320 00:51:32,343 --> 00:51:37,098 Put a cucumber or a banana there. No 13- year-old girl will see that. 321 00:51:37,223 --> 00:51:40,685 What's up, man? 322 00:51:41,394 --> 00:51:45,398 Nothing special, just came to say hi. 323 00:51:45,648 --> 00:51:48,192 Hi. - Hi. 324 00:51:52,947 --> 00:51:55,617 Ok, see ya. 325 00:51:56,701 --> 00:51:58,328 Jere! 326 00:52:02,749 --> 00:52:08,338 If you have something on your mind, talk to me. I am your dad. 327 00:52:09,631 --> 00:52:11,883 OK. 328 00:52:13,384 --> 00:52:16,179 See ya. - Yeah. 329 00:52:36,950 --> 00:52:40,119 Mira Miranovich. - Hi. 330 00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:50,964 You and Jere are no longer an item? - No. 331 00:52:52,715 --> 00:52:55,343 Oh? 332 00:53:00,556 --> 00:53:05,853 He films his fucks. - How come? 333 00:53:06,562 --> 00:53:12,318 I guess the guys watch them and jerk off, I don't know. 334 00:53:13,695 --> 00:53:17,115 You're on tape, too. 335 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:20,535 Me? - With Markus. 336 00:53:28,001 --> 00:53:32,297 I have a book you might like. - Really? 337 00:53:33,590 --> 00:53:38,803 Too bad I don't have it with me. - It's OK. 338 00:53:39,637 --> 00:53:44,017 Exactly. You'll have to pick it up at my house. 339 00:54:40,615 --> 00:54:42,325 Here. 340 00:54:59,509 --> 00:55:03,346 Return it when you've read it. - Yeah. 341 00:55:12,188 --> 00:55:14,065 Ye. 342 00:55:22,865 --> 00:55:28,204 This is fine but do you have a wide lens? - Sure. 343 00:55:31,916 --> 00:55:34,460 It's no different. 344 00:55:37,422 --> 00:55:41,342 Why did you do it? - I had to. 345 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,310 Reetta is my friend. 346 00:55:56,316 --> 00:56:01,154 All that shit about falling in love and kissing and emotions. 347 00:56:02,322 --> 00:56:05,283 You know. - You were afraid. 348 00:56:05,408 --> 00:56:09,078 No way. - You were afraid of Reetta. 349 00:56:09,954 --> 00:56:12,749 I don't want to fall in love. 350 00:56:18,212 --> 00:56:21,299 I felt like killing you. 351 00:56:24,761 --> 00:56:29,724 If we end this now, it feels stupid and ugly. 352 00:56:31,309 --> 00:56:36,105 If everyone makes one decent tape then all is said and done. 353 00:56:39,817 --> 00:56:42,570 Markus wants out. 354 00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:58,836 I realize that someone might think this is sick - 355 00:56:58,962 --> 00:57:02,882 or totally pointless... - I have to stop. 356 00:57:03,424 --> 00:57:05,218 Helena is... 357 00:57:05,343 --> 00:57:08,721 We can stop when we've made one solid tape. 358 00:57:08,846 --> 00:57:12,558 When we've learned something, become better lovers. 359 00:57:12,767 --> 00:57:17,522 Helena is so awesome... - How will she react if she sees the tapes? 360 00:57:17,647 --> 00:57:20,441 Remember the third rule. 361 00:57:22,318 --> 00:57:24,737 Let's make a tape. 362 00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:33,097 I've never done this before. 363 00:58:34,682 --> 00:58:37,894 You're a sensitive and pretty girl. 364 00:58:38,227 --> 00:58:40,521 I dunno. 365 00:58:43,358 --> 00:58:45,443 OK. 366 00:58:51,658 --> 00:58:54,869 I don't think I should. 367 00:58:58,081 --> 00:59:04,587 Your skin is so soft. - This isn't right, I don't even know you. 368 00:59:05,588 --> 00:59:09,467 You can't do this. - Let me go! 369 00:59:09,592 --> 00:59:14,264 You don't realize that you have to finish what you started. 370 00:59:14,389 --> 00:59:17,433 Let me go or I'll scream. 371 00:59:17,725 --> 00:59:20,228 How will you scream if I do this? 372 00:59:20,603 --> 00:59:23,189 Let me go! 373 00:59:25,441 --> 00:59:28,236 If I do like this... 374 00:59:28,653 --> 00:59:30,571 ...and this. 375 00:59:38,329 --> 00:59:40,498 Let her go! 376 00:59:48,548 --> 00:59:50,508 Let her go. 377 00:59:55,930 --> 00:59:59,934 She says no, I kiss her, she purrs. 378 01:00:00,059 --> 01:00:05,064 She says no again, I kiss her some more and make her wet. 379 01:00:05,189 --> 01:00:07,692 I didn't force anything. 380 01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:12,363 You just cost her the possibility of losing her virginity in style! 381 01:00:12,488 --> 01:00:15,617 It would've sucked. - It would've been a tape! 382 01:00:15,742 --> 01:00:18,620 From now on, you'll film everything! 383 01:00:34,177 --> 01:00:36,554 Disgusting, you're pleading. 384 01:00:36,679 --> 01:00:41,476 How will that make us better lovers? - Shut your gob. 385 01:00:41,643 --> 01:00:46,898 Jere, you're fucking sick. - Sami, do you have a tape? 386 01:00:48,399 --> 01:00:50,234 Yeah. 387 01:00:55,239 --> 01:01:00,495 Ut you can't see everything. - Don't be so modest. 388 01:01:08,336 --> 01:01:10,380 A condom ad. 389 01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:13,549 Who said Sami doesn't get laid? 390 01:01:18,554 --> 01:01:22,350 Was it a blonde or a brunette? - A redhead. 391 01:01:31,526 --> 01:01:35,321 What a macho man! - She's in the bathroom. 392 01:01:39,409 --> 01:01:41,577 Here she comes. 393 01:01:43,538 --> 01:01:46,291 What the fuck? 394 01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:49,919 She knocked the camera down! 395 01:01:50,044 --> 01:01:53,256 We can't see anything! - Was that all? 396 01:01:53,381 --> 01:01:55,341 Yeah. 397 01:01:56,009 --> 01:02:00,805 Who was the chick? - Minna Paatelainen. 398 01:02:01,180 --> 01:02:03,891 I met her in a bar last night. 399 01:02:04,017 --> 01:02:08,605 Sami's great adventure. "I fucked an invisible woman!" 400 01:02:14,235 --> 01:02:19,699 Didn't she leave for Japan last Thursday? 401 01:02:37,550 --> 01:02:43,056 Wouldn't it have been easier to actually pick up a girl and do her? 402 01:02:43,181 --> 01:02:47,602 It's better than Jere's pathetic efforts. - Pipe down, faggot! 403 01:02:55,109 --> 01:02:59,781 Oh yeah... Minna is leaving next week. Sorry about that. 404 01:03:17,882 --> 01:03:20,885 Where were you? - Somewhere... 405 01:03:21,094 --> 01:03:24,389 Were you with a girlfriend? - No. 406 01:03:24,514 --> 01:03:27,976 We'd like to meet your girlfriend. 407 01:03:28,142 --> 01:03:33,231 There is no girlfriend. - It doesn't have to be serious. 408 01:03:33,356 --> 01:03:37,360 There's nothing serious or less than serious. 409 01:03:37,735 --> 01:03:42,615 He's young and can have as many girls as he likes. 410 01:04:09,475 --> 01:04:12,437 Wait, I'll be back. 411 01:04:58,024 --> 01:05:02,070 I want to share a secret with you. - What? 412 01:05:02,737 --> 01:05:04,864 This is illegal. 413 01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:34,060 What're you listening to? 414 01:05:38,356 --> 01:05:40,275 This is a camera. 415 01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,906 Helena... - It's still warm. 416 01:06:06,884 --> 01:06:08,845 Go. 417 01:06:09,262 --> 01:06:11,848 I had to... - Get dressed! 418 01:06:19,397 --> 01:06:23,526 Do you have any idea how childish your explanation sounds? 419 01:07:14,202 --> 01:07:18,414 Would you like it from behind? Or a threesome? 420 01:07:18,539 --> 01:07:21,292 Oth. Shall we meet? 421 01:07:23,795 --> 01:07:25,421 Sure. 422 01:07:38,059 --> 01:07:40,603 Kaisa. - Jere. 423 01:07:41,354 --> 01:07:43,898 My car's over there. 424 01:08:05,295 --> 01:08:11,259 The password is toucan. If you can't talk, then knock. 425 01:08:46,878 --> 01:08:50,590 You mustn't hit, you'll get hit. 426 01:09:21,412 --> 01:09:23,456 Hit harder. 427 01:09:26,125 --> 01:09:27,877 Harder. 428 01:09:29,754 --> 01:09:31,589 More. 429 01:09:53,486 --> 01:09:55,446 Tou... 430 01:09:57,490 --> 01:09:59,450 What? 431 01:10:00,827 --> 01:10:03,288 Pelican. 432 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:08,960 We'll tape this. 433 01:11:54,983 --> 01:11:58,444 Now you have a cool tape. 434 01:12:17,422 --> 01:12:20,550 That was horrible to film. 435 01:13:05,428 --> 01:13:07,513 Wait. 436 01:13:45,885 --> 01:13:48,012 Lovely flowers. 437 01:13:51,182 --> 01:13:54,686 Could you love me again, please? 438 01:13:58,022 --> 01:14:00,775 Don't ever come here again. 439 01:14:03,569 --> 01:14:07,323 If you see me, don't talk to me. 440 01:14:11,452 --> 01:14:13,955 The flowers are lovely. 441 01:14:42,317 --> 01:14:46,613 What are you doing? - Cutting myself. 442 01:14:56,748 --> 01:15:02,128 Good night. - The hockey game begins in 10 minutes. I'll buy the popcorn. 443 01:15:02,253 --> 01:15:04,881 I have to study. 444 01:15:09,093 --> 01:15:11,220 Good night. - Good night. 445 01:15:49,700 --> 01:15:51,452 Hi. 446 01:15:56,874 --> 01:16:00,545 Do you have guests? - No, come in. 447 01:16:09,095 --> 01:16:12,056 Mum, dad, Reetta brought me a present. 448 01:16:12,181 --> 01:16:14,934 Hi, nice of you to drop by. 449 01:16:17,019 --> 01:16:19,188 Taavi's father... 450 01:16:19,313 --> 01:16:21,149 Taavi's mother. 451 01:16:24,026 --> 01:16:26,320 Could I have some water? 452 01:16:26,446 --> 01:16:29,532 I'll get it. - I'll come with you. 453 01:16:38,749 --> 01:16:41,711 Ut your parents are dead? 454 01:16:42,503 --> 01:16:45,006 The food is getting cold. 455 01:16:53,431 --> 01:16:58,561 What do we do now?. - You'll compliment the food. 456 01:16:58,686 --> 01:17:03,399 Then you'll feel tired and want to go to bed. 457 01:17:03,566 --> 01:17:06,861 The food is delicious but I'm tired. 458 01:17:06,986 --> 01:17:09,405 I'm tired too. 459 01:17:12,116 --> 01:17:14,577 I think I'm gonna go. 460 01:17:18,372 --> 01:17:23,336 Taavi, mum and dad are going to bed. - Leave it there. 461 01:17:26,214 --> 01:17:28,591 That way. 462 01:17:48,570 --> 01:17:51,489 Good night. - Good night. 463 01:18:14,512 --> 01:18:17,098 Taavi, what is this? 464 01:18:23,605 --> 01:18:26,566 What do we do now?. 465 01:18:32,072 --> 01:18:36,368 I don't know, I don't remember. 466 01:18:44,584 --> 01:18:48,254 That's all. Thanks. 467 01:18:55,095 --> 01:18:56,721 Thank you. 468 01:19:08,650 --> 01:19:11,319 I wore that same nightie. 469 01:19:15,657 --> 01:19:18,743 You should talk to someone. 470 01:19:20,787 --> 01:19:24,082 Get some... - Help? 471 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,918 Yes. 472 01:19:30,338 --> 01:19:32,841 You're not like Jere - 473 01:19:32,966 --> 01:19:37,012 but I'm not sure which one of you is sicker. 474 01:19:41,391 --> 01:19:43,018 Yeah... 475 01:19:56,531 --> 01:19:59,284 I'm glad you called. 476 01:20:00,910 --> 01:20:04,664 I felt like talking. - About what? 477 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:10,295 Nothing special. I felt like talking to someone. 478 01:20:12,422 --> 01:20:15,634 Shall we go to my place? To talk. 479 01:20:18,428 --> 01:20:20,263 OK. 480 01:20:22,098 --> 01:20:25,310 Hey, let's just talk. 481 01:20:31,274 --> 01:20:34,402 I'm gonna do porn. 482 01:20:34,527 --> 01:20:40,116 I'll star first till I'm 25 and then I'll direct and produce. 483 01:20:40,283 --> 01:20:42,744 A straight A student? 484 01:20:44,913 --> 01:20:47,958 Am I good-looking enough? 485 01:20:48,959 --> 01:20:52,796 You're really hot but... 486 01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:59,594 Let's just talk, OK? 487 01:21:01,888 --> 01:21:03,932 Where's the camera? 488 01:21:04,057 --> 01:21:06,893 What camera? - What camera... 489 01:21:08,269 --> 01:21:12,524 What do you want? - To join the club. Where's the camera? 490 01:21:12,649 --> 01:21:16,736 There is no camera. - You mean this time? 491 01:21:18,613 --> 01:21:23,243 I didn't think... besides, it's only for guys. 492 01:21:23,368 --> 01:21:27,080 Why? - It's a guy thing. 493 01:21:28,039 --> 01:21:31,960 You mean girls can't do it? - That's different. 494 01:21:32,335 --> 01:21:33,962 Is it? 495 01:21:50,937 --> 01:21:53,732 I wanna join the club. 496 01:21:56,276 --> 01:21:58,445 For fuck's sake... 497 01:22:00,113 --> 01:22:02,365 There is no club. 498 01:22:08,705 --> 01:22:11,291 Get lost, Jere. 499 01:22:51,706 --> 01:22:57,379 You're a kid, an asshole, and a criminal. - I know. 500 01:22:57,671 --> 01:23:00,340 Why didn't you just ask me? 501 01:23:00,465 --> 01:23:05,136 You would've said no. - You bet I would've. 502 01:23:10,058 --> 01:23:12,644 Now I want to do it. 503 01:23:16,523 --> 01:23:21,403 I want you, without any club. 504 01:23:24,114 --> 01:23:26,950 My shift ends in an hour. 505 01:23:30,620 --> 01:23:33,039 Wait at my place. 506 01:23:38,420 --> 01:23:41,756 Let's make a tape like no other. 507 01:23:44,509 --> 01:23:49,014 If you don't finish things, they'll eat you up. 508 01:24:39,856 --> 01:24:41,608 Hi. 509 01:24:50,325 --> 01:24:52,911 Where's the party tonight? 510 01:24:55,038 --> 01:24:57,749 There's my tape. 511 01:25:10,887 --> 01:25:13,348 The prize belongs to you. 512 01:25:16,059 --> 01:25:18,603 Help me make a good tape. 513 01:25:19,145 --> 01:25:22,983 I'm not doing that anymore. - Just one. 514 01:25:26,444 --> 01:25:28,947 Here you are. 515 01:25:30,740 --> 01:25:35,078 If you quit, your tapes will be made public. - Go ahead! 516 01:25:43,086 --> 01:25:46,172 You don't have to do this. Sami! 517 01:25:46,548 --> 01:25:49,301 Well? - You don't have to do this. 518 01:25:49,426 --> 01:25:52,387 Sure I do. Jere is making a tape - 519 01:25:52,512 --> 01:25:56,182 Markus is making tape, so Sami is making a tape. 520 01:25:56,308 --> 01:25:59,811 Markus quit, you can too. 521 01:26:01,813 --> 01:26:06,651 Yeah... ut first I'll make one tape. 522 01:26:11,281 --> 01:26:12,991 See ya. 523 01:26:29,215 --> 01:26:31,509 Happy May Day. 524 01:26:33,762 --> 01:26:36,222 Will you watch it with me? 525 01:27:37,701 --> 01:27:40,120 Let daddy try it. 526 01:27:47,085 --> 01:27:50,588 Although I'm not as good as you. 527 01:27:52,007 --> 01:27:54,843 Taavi is so smart. 528 01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:59,139 You're like your mother. 529 01:28:07,105 --> 01:28:09,232 I love you. 530 01:28:09,441 --> 01:28:11,234 And I love you. 531 01:28:16,531 --> 01:28:21,161 It's like dying and coming back to you. 532 01:28:21,286 --> 01:28:23,204 Do it again. 533 01:28:24,873 --> 01:28:30,045 You want it? - Yes. For a lot longer. 534 01:29:37,654 --> 01:29:39,781 Elina? 535 01:30:18,028 --> 01:30:19,988 Daddy? 536 01:30:22,615 --> 01:30:24,576 Daddy? 537 01:31:08,119 --> 01:31:09,996 Thank you. 538 01:31:28,098 --> 01:31:30,141 What's up, girls? 539 01:31:31,518 --> 01:31:34,145 You need a ride? 540 01:31:35,188 --> 01:31:40,235 That car is kinda cool. - The driver needs some work, though! 541 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,752 Hi. 542 01:32:26,087 --> 01:32:28,673 I've been looking for you. 543 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:44,713 I've been curious about you. - Meaning? 544 01:33:50,176 --> 01:33:52,220 Liked you. 545 01:34:07,777 --> 01:34:10,196 I've always thought... 546 01:34:11,364 --> 01:34:14,951 You're Jere's sister and all... 547 01:34:20,665 --> 01:34:23,918 I've been too afraid to dream about it. 548 01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:51,339 Sami... - I've waited this for so long. 549 01:35:55,676 --> 01:35:58,221 This is going too fast... 550 01:36:05,603 --> 01:36:07,730 Stop it! 551 01:36:11,401 --> 01:36:15,488 Stop it! What are you doing? 552 01:36:21,619 --> 01:36:24,122 Stop it! 553 01:38:55,500 --> 01:39:00,797 Sami, you don't have to make a tape. 554 01:39:02,215 --> 01:39:05,009 Don't make a tape, OK? 555 01:39:12,433 --> 01:39:16,312 Hello? Say something. 556 01:44:04,100 --> 01:44:07,562 LOVE STANDS LAST